(to Maria) We are high school geeks and we like it like that.

Isabel: I love you, Alex.
Alex: I think we both know that I loved you too

Would that be alien normal, or just plain we're the object of an FBI manhunt normal?

Chill out? Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?

ALEX: I did a striptease in front of her mother! Are you listening to me?

MARIA: One nipple does not constitute a striptease, Alex.

ALEX: She saw my nipple? Oh, God.

COURTNEY: Chill out,... more

MARIA: No, no. You could fake it in the piano. It's just some simple chorus change. It first starts off with an E and then in the bridge it goes...

ALEX: (Babbling, and then shouts) Maria -- I... more

ALEX: Doesn't Buddhism disapprove of gambling?

KYLE: Actually Buddha himself first coined the phrase "know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to... more

Alex: "We are high school geeks and we like it like that."

What do you want from me, Liz? More blood? A urine sample? How about my kidney?

COURTNEY: Chill out, NYPD blue.
ALEX: Chill out? Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?
MARIA &... more