Top 10 Roseanne Connor Quotes

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Leon: Roseanne what is all this?
Roseanne: It's a gay wedding.
Leon: This isn't a wedding it's a circus! You have somehow managed to take every gay stereotype and roll them up into one gigantic,... more
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
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Becky: "Did I hear right? Are we going on vacation?"
Narrator: "Ladies and gentlemen, the role of Becky, played by Lecy Goranson, then by Sarah Chalke, and then by Lecy Goranson, will... more
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
--Sarah Chalke as Becky Connor Healy
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3
Crystal: How do you like your marshmallows, Roseanne?

Roseanne: Like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork.
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
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4
[Darlene is on the phone]

Roseanne: Get off, now.
-Darlene: Why are you picking on me for?
Roseanne: 'Cause I can't find Becky.
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
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5
[All of the kids have left for school]

Roseanne: Quick, they're gone. Change the locks.
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
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6
All human beings connect sex and love... except for men.
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
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7
Oh, isn't that sweet. My son just closed his first drug deal.
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
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8
Cut the crap, okay. You're talking to Darlene's mother, the mother of all mothers and she is majorly mad.
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
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9
[Mark failed a test]

Mark: You know Mrs. Connor, you always thought I was stupid. Now here's your proof.

[hands her the test]

Mark: Go ahead, make your jokes.

Roseanne: Well, it's... more
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
--Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
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Mark: I'm sorry for making you sick, Mrs. Connor.

Roseanne: Oh, it's not your fault, Mark. Becky never should'a married you.
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
--Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
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