Mark: [to a butler] "You know, it must really suck having a job with the word 'butt' in it."

[Mark explains why he didn't hurry to get to the Connor's house]

Mark: I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day.

God, everyone's so afraid of getting sick, nobody'll even come near me. I feel like a leper