David: [drawing things on the menu for the diner] It just doesn't feel right drawing healthy things on this menu...

Roseanne: Well then David, why don't you just draw a cancer riddled colon?... more

David: Alright, um. See, uh, boys who have boyfriends, do things with their friends that a boy who has a friend who just happens to be a boy would probably never do.

DJ: I don't... more

-Dan [after seeing what david drew on the diner menu]
"It's cute the way you made the puppies dance..."

-David "They're in a frying pan!"

Jackie: You can't treat me like this !! Plug me back in. I'll quit tomorrow, I promise. Don't take it away from me now man !! I need it, just five more minutes ... I HATE YOU!

David: Jackie, look at... more