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Darlene: "No, I'm serious. I think we should get married."

David: "Oh, I get it. Now you're gonna tell me you're kidding."

Darlene: "Nope. Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant!"

--Sara Gilbert as Darlene Connor Healy

--Johnny Galecki as David Healy

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