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Dan: "You want me to fix dinner? I'll fix dinner. I'm fixing dinner!"
Roseanne: "Oh, but honey, you just fixed dinner three years ago!"

--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor

--John Goodman as Dan Connor

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Can I see a wine list please, and I'll have a beer while we're waiting.

--John Goodman as Dan Connor

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I mouth off to everyone. People love that about me.

--Sara Gilbert as Darlene Connor Healy

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D.J.--Moom, Darlene called me a prevert.
Roseanne--You're not a prevert honey, you're a pervert.

--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor

--Michael Fishman as David Jacob "DJ" Connor

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