Fred: All right, how many people did you date before you met me?
Jackie: Well, do you mean dated at all or dated seriously?
Fred: I mean seriously.
Jackie: Oh, I'd say only a few.
Fred:... more
Leon: Roseanne what is all this?
Roseanne: It's a gay wedding.
Leon: This isn't a wedding it's a circus! You have somehow managed to take every gay stereotype and roll them up into one gigantic,... more
Ronnie: Ooohhh, we all know what this is about don't we? You're just jealous because I've made something of myself.
Roseanne: Yeah, an ass. And where did you get that hoity-toity accent from... more
Leon: Well, don't worry about it David. You know, hey. When I was a kid about your age, I wasn't very popular with the girls either. Things worked out great for me.
Leon: What if I'm not even gay?
Roseanne: You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson.
Leon: Think about it. I hate to shop, I'm positively insensitive, I detest Barbra Streisand, and,... more
DJ: "You're only moving to Chicago because your mom has to have an operation"
Todd: "No she doesn't"
DJ: "She does too, my mom says shes having a big stick taken out of her... more
Molly: Why are you dying your hair black?
Darlene: Cuz my mom will hate it....
Molly: Ya know, when I wanna make my dad mad, I wear my red lipstick.
Darlene: WOW! What a rebel.
