Molly: Why are you dying your hair black?
Darlene: Cuz my mom will hate it....
Molly: Ya know, when I wanna make my dad mad, I wear my red lipstick.
Darlene: WOW! What a rebel.

Molly:Why are you dying your hair?

Darlene: Cuz it will freak my mom out...

Molly:Well when I wanna make my dad mad, I just wear my red lipstick....

Darlene:WOW...What a rebel!

Becky (to Dan and Roseanne) : You won't BELIEVE what Darlene made for dinner!

Darlene (to Becky): Hey, DJ LOVES it!!

Becky: DJ eats HAIR!

Darlene: You threw biscuits at grandma?
Roseanne: No, I didn't want to hit D.J. you know how soft his skull is.

Darlene: we both know I'm smarter, if you dropped the both of us off in the middle of the woods, I'd find my way out and poor little Becky would crawl into a hollow log and die

Roseanne: That’s not funny! You’re grounded ’til menopause.
Darlene: Yours or mine?
Roseanne: Your father’s.