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Becky: I just don't think you should be getting rides from my old boyfriend.
Mark: What, you weren't done riding him yet?
--Alicia Goranson as Becky Connor Healy
--Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
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Roseanne: "Since when they got a dress code at Diane's?"
Darlene: "Yeah, Bosom-face?"
Becky: "Can't we have her put to sleep?"
Roseanne: "Well we tried but the... more
--Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Connor
--Sara Gilbert as Darlene Connor Healy
--Alicia Goranson as Becky Connor Healy
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Becky: What's all this fuss about Mother's Day? I don't remember us getting like a Kids' Day.

Dan: Someday, my precious angel, you too will be a parent and then you will realize that every day is... more
--John Goodman as Dan Connor
--Alicia Goranson as Becky Connor Healy
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So that's how it works around here, you lay around like a hairball and you get free clothes. Well, maybe if I lapse into a coma I'll get that car.
--Alicia Goranson as Becky Connor Healy
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Becky - Why don't you just kiss my butt?
Darlene - Well haul it on over here jumbo!
--Sara Gilbert as Darlene Connor Healy
--Alicia Goranson as Becky Connor Healy
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Becky (to Dan and Roseanne) : You won't BELIEVE what Darlene made for dinner!

Darlene (to Becky): Hey, DJ LOVES it!!

Becky: DJ eats HAIR!
--Sara Gilbert as Darlene Connor Healy
--Alicia Goranson as Becky Connor Healy
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