Becky: I just don't think you should be getting rides from my old boyfriend.
Mark: What, you weren't done riding him yet?

Roseanne: "Since when they got a dress code at Diane's?"
Darlene: "Yeah, Bosom-face?"
Becky: "Can't we have her put to sleep?"
Roseanne: "Well we tried but the... more

Becky: What's all this fuss about Mother's Day? I don't remember us getting like a Kids' Day.

Dan: Someday, my precious angel, you too will be a parent and then you will realize that every day is... more

So that's how it works around here, you lay around like a hairball and you get free clothes. Well, maybe if I lapse into a coma I'll get that car.

Becky - Why don't you just kiss my butt?
Darlene - Well haul it on over here jumbo!

Becky (to Dan and Roseanne) : You won't BELIEVE what Darlene made for dinner!

Darlene (to Becky): Hey, DJ LOVES it!!

Becky: DJ eats HAIR!