Roseanne Season 9 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 20 1997 | Into That Good Night: Part 2 | 9 ratings | |
May 20 1997 | Into That Good Night: Part 1 | 2 ratings | |
May 13 1997 | Arsenic and Old Mom | 2 ratings | |
Mar 18 1997 | The Truth Be Told | 2 ratings | |
Mar 14 1997 | Roseanne-Feld | 2 ratings | |
Feb 25 1997 | The Miracle | 3 ratings | |
Feb 18 1997 | A Second Chance | 2 ratings | |
Feb 11 1997 | Some Enchanted Merger | 2 ratings | |
Feb 4 1997 | Lanfords Elite | 2 ratings | |
Jan 28 1997 | The War Room | 1 rating | |
Jan 14 1997 | Hit the Road Jack | 1 rating | |
Jan 7 1997 | Say It Aint So | 1 rating | |
Dec 17 1996 | Home for the Holidays | 1 rating | |
Dec 3 1996 | Mothers and Other Strangers | 1 rating | |
Nov 26 1996 | Home Is Where the Afghan Is | 1 rating | |
Nov 19 1996 | Roseambo | 1 rating | |
Nov 12 1996 | Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti | 1 rating | |
Oct 29 1996 | Satan, Darling | 1 rating | |
Oct 22 1996 | Pampered to a Pulp | 2 ratings | |
Oct 15 1996 | Someday My Prince Will Come | 2 ratings | |
Oct 8 1996 | Honor Thy Mother | 3 ratings | |
Oct 1 1996 | What a Day for a Daydream | 2 ratings | |
Sep 24 1996 | Millions from Heaven | 2 ratings | |
Sep 17 1996 | Call Waiting | 2 ratings | |
Roseanne Season 8 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 21 1996 | Fights & Stuff | 1 rating | |
May 14 1996 | Heart & Soul | 1 rating | |
May 7 1996 | The Wedding | 1 rating | |
Apr 30 1996 | Ballroom Blitz | 1 rating | |
Apr 9 1996 | Morning Becomes Obnoxious | 1 rating | |
Mar 26 1996 | Another Mouth to Shut Up | 1 rating | |
Mar 12 1996 | Springtime for David | 1 rating | |
Feb 27 1996 | Disney World War II | 1 rating | |
Feb 20 1996 | Were Going to Disney World | 2 ratings | |
Feb 13 1996 | Construction Junction | 1 rating | |
Feb 6 1996 | Out of the Past | 1 rating | |
Jan 16 1996 | Becky Howser, M.D. | 1 rating | |
Jan 9 1996 | White Sheep of the Family | 1 rating | |
Jan 2 1996 | The Thrilla near the Vanilla Extract | 1 rating | |
Dec 12 1995 | December Bride | 1 rating | |
Dec 5 1995 | Direct to Video | 1 rating | |
Nov 28 1995 | Of Mice and Dan | 1 rating | |
Nov 21 1995 | The Last Thursday in November | 1 rating | |
Nov 14 1995 | The Getaway, Almost | 1 rating | |
Nov 7 1995 | The Fifties Show | 1 rating | |
Oct 31 1995 | Halloween - The Final Chapter | 2 ratings | |
Oct 24 1995 | The Last Date | 1 rating | |
Oct 17 1995 | Roseanne in the Hood | 1 rating | |
Sep 26 1995 | Let Them Eat Junk | 1 rating | |
Sep 19 1995 | Shower the People You Love with Stuff | 1 rating | |
Roseanne Season 7 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 24 1995 | Sherwood Schwartz--A Loving Tribute | 1 rating | |
May 17 1995 | Couch Potatoes | 1 rating | |
May 10 1995 | The Birds and the Frozen Bees | 1 rating | |
May 3 1995 | The Blaming of the Shrew | 1 rating | |
Mar 29 1995 | Happy Trailers | 1 rating | |
Mar 22 1995 | Husbands and Wives | 1 rating | |
Mar 1 1995 | All About Rosey | 2 ratings | |
Feb 22 1995 | Single Married Female | In Roseannes absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie. | 1 rating |
Feb 15 1995 | Lost Youth | 1 rating | |
Feb 8 1995 | Sisters | 1 rating | |
Feb 1 1995 | Bed and Bored | 1 rating | |
Jan 11 1995 | My Name Is Bev | 1 rating | |
Jan 4 1995 | Rear Window | 1 rating | |
Dec 14 1994 | The Parenting Trap | 1 rating | |
Nov 30 1994 | Maybe Baby | 1 rating | |
Nov 23 1994 | Thanksgiving 1994 | 1 rating | |
Nov 16 1994 | White Men Cant Kiss | 1 rating | |
Nov 9 1994 | Punch and Jimmy | 1 rating | |
Nov 2 1994 | Follow the Son | D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlenes moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy--who misinterprets Davids obsessive interest in him. | 1 rating |
Oct 26 1994 | Skeleton in the Closet | 1 rating | |
Oct 19 1994 | Sleeper | 1 rating | |
Oct 12 1994 | Girl Talk | 1 rating | |
Oct 5 1994 | Snoop Davey Dave | 1 rating | |
Sep 28 1994 | Two for One | 1 rating | |
Sep 21 1994 | Nine Is Enough | 1 rating | |
Roseanne Season 6 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 24 1994 | Altar Egos | 1 rating | |
May 17 1994 | Isnt It Romantic? | 1 rating | |
May 10 1994 | Body by Jake | 1 rating | |
May 3 1994 | I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep | Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner. | 1 rating |
Mar 29 1994 | Lies My Father Told Me | 1 rating | |
Mar 22 1994 | Past Imperfect | 1 rating | |
Mar 8 1994 | Labor Day | 1 rating | |
Mar 1 1994 | Dont Ask, Dont Tell | 1 rating | |
Feb 15 1994 | Dont Make Room for Daddy | 1 rating | |
Feb 8 1994 | Everyone Comes to Jackies | David confesses to Dan that while in Chicago, he wasnt living with his mother, but instead was living with Darlene. Dan goes ballistic, blaming the entire matter on David, who seeks refuge at Jackies ...more | 1 rating |
Feb 1 1994 | David vs. Goliath | 1 rating | |
Jan 11 1994 | Busted | 1 rating | |
Jan 4 1994 | Suck Up or Shut Up | 1 rating | |
Dec 14 1993 | White Trash Christmas | After receiving notice from the neighborhood association about not putting up tacky Christmas decorations on their property, the Conners go all out for a white trash Christmas. Dan and Roseanne offer ...more | 1 rating |
Nov 30 1993 | The Drivers Seat | Leon manipulates Nancy and Jackie into voting to serve breakfast at the diner, among other changes, without consulting Roseanne. Starved for attention, D.J. steals and wrecks the family car while joy-...more | 1 rating |
Nov 23 1993 | Thanksgiving 1993 | 1 rating | |
Nov 16 1993 | Homecoming | Following the Homecoming game, Dan holds a 25-year-reunion party for his former high school football team, begging his family to behave loving and happy for the duration. Becky and Mark come home for ...more | 2 ratings |
Nov 9 1993 | Guilt by Imagination | 2 ratings | |
Nov 2 1993 | Homeward Bound | 2 ratings | |
Oct 26 1993 | Halloween V | 2 ratings | |
Oct 19 1993 | Be My Baby | Trying to conceive another child, Roseanne puts Dan on a love-making schedule, to no avail. Jackie discovers that shes pregnant from her one-night-stand with Fred, and is hesitant about telling him. ...more | 2 ratings |
Oct 5 1993 | A Stash from the Past | A Stash from the Past is a wise, waggish and exceedingly daring episode from a sitcom renowned for its unflinching audacity. When Roseanne finds a bag of pot in one of the kids rooms, shes angry---and...more | 3 ratings |
Sep 28 1993 | Party Politics | 2 ratings | |
Sep 21 1993 | The Mommys Curse | Roseanne makes a deal with Jackie, that if she asks Fred out, Roseanne will ask their mother to become a silent partner in the restaurant, and stay away. This hurts Beverlys feeling, and she swears ...more | 2 ratings |
Sep 14 1993 | Two Down, One to Go | Darlene moves out. | 1 rating |
Roseanne Season 5 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 18 1993 | Daughters and Other Strangers | Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J. | 1 rating |
May 11 1993 | Tooth or Consequences | Nothing Yet! | |
May 4 1993 | Glengarry, Glen Rosey | When it looks like the fixer-upper house Dan has invested in is going to pay off, the Conners are on top of the world. But when the buyer backs out, and one partner skips out, and the bills are due on...more | Nothing Yet! |
Apr 6 1993 | Promises, Promises | After some prodding from (and striking deals with) her Mom, Darlene agrees to go to the prom with David, where she has a surprise deal of her own for her boyfriend. Roger attempts to strike a deal ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 23 1993 | Playing with Matches | Tired of having their Mom hanging around them all the time, Roseanne and Jackie try to encourage a relationship between Beverly and Jake, her friend from the retirement community they both live in. ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 9 1993 | It Was Twenty Years Ago Today | Roseanne and Dan plan a romantic dinner date to celebrate their twentieth wedding anniversary, but struggle with what to give one another. Dan finds out that Roseanne has decided on something ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 2 1993 | Its a Boy | David is allowed to move away from his abusive mother and into the Conners humble abode. | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 23 1993 | Lose a Job, Winnebago | Nothing Yet! | |
Feb 16 1993 | First Cousin, Twice Removed | Nothing Yet! | |
Feb 9 1993 | Wait till Your Father Gets Home | Nothing Yet! | |
Jan 26 1993 | Lanford Daze | The Conners prepare for the Founding Fathers Day celebration in Lanford. Roseanne sets up a food booth, where she meets the one and only, Loretta Lynn. D.J. and his Woodchuck Troup, put on the town ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Jan 12 1993 | War and Peace | Part 2 of 2: Dan gets bailed out of jail by an amused Darlene, while rumors fly from wild to wilder, as to why he was arrested. Jackie learns why Dan was arrested, and finds herself both angry with, ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Jan 5 1993 | Crime and Punishment | Part 1 of 2: D.J. is busted at school for having obscene reading material. Dan meets with the principle, but dreads it, because he is certain that the reading material D.J. brought to school is one of...more | Nothing Yet! |
Dec 15 1992 | Its No Place Like Home for the Holidays | A Christmas Eve snowstorm finds Roseanne, Jackie, Bev and Nana Mary snowed in at the diner, and Darlene at Davids where she gets an eye opening view of his home life. | Nothing Yet! |
Dec 1 1992 | Of Ice and Men | D.J. joins a pee wee hockey team and Jackie breaks up with Fisher. | 1 rating |
Nov 24 1992 | Good Girls, Bad Girls | Roseanne permits Darlene to accompany next door neighbor Molly to a concert in Rockford. | 1 rating |
Nov 17 1992 | Stand on Your Man | Arnie returns to Lanford to try and win Nancy back, and Roseanne enrolls in a self defense course after being harassed by a strange man at the Lunch Box. | Nothing Yet! |
Nov 10 1992 | Ladies Choice | Roseanne finds herself upset over Bev moving into a retirement community, meanwhile Nancy announces she is a lesbian. | 1 rating |
Oct 27 1992 | Halloween IV | Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future when she cant get into the spirit of things like usual. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 20 1992 | Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places | Intent on opening a loose meat restaurant, Roseanne and Jackie are forced to turn to Bev for financial assistance. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 13 1992 | Pretty in Black | Darlenes 16th birthday sees new neighbors moving in next door and an embarrassing game of truth or dare for Roseanne. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 6 1992 | Mommy Nearest | After Bev sells her house and gives Roseanne and Jackie each $10,000, the girls balk at the thought of their mother moving to Lanford. | Nothing Yet! |
Sep 29 1992 | The Dark Ages | Dan and Roseanne look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night. | 1 rating |
Sep 22 1992 | Terms of Estrangement: Part 2 | Becky and Mark return to Lanford to get their stuff after eloping. | Nothing Yet! |
Sep 15 1992 | Terms of Estrangement: Part 1 | Becky is upset after Mark gets a job offer in Minnesota and Dan is forced to close the bike shop. | Nothing Yet! |
Roseanne Season 4 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 12 1992 | Aliens | Things are tense when Becky finds out she no longer has a college fund, meanwhile DJ attends a spelling bee final. | Nothing Yet! |
May 5 1992 | Dont Make Me Over | Mothers Day finds Becky and Darlene treating Roseanne to a day at the spa with ulterior motives. | 1 rating |
Apr 28 1992 | Secrets | Dan covers for Mark when he gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and hides it from Roseanne. | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 31 1992 | Deliverance | Roseanne and Bonnie decide they each want Leons job when he announces hes leaving, meanwhile Crystal goes into labor with only Dan as her coach. | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 24 1992 | Lies | Roseanne frets when she must take a lie detector test at work. | 1 rating |
Mar 17 1992 | Therapy | Jackie reveals to Roseanne shes been seeing a therapist and asks her to come, meanwhile Darlene dreads a confrontation with a bully she insulted. | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 3 1992 | The Commercial Show | The Conner family tries to get in on a Rodbells commercial being filmed at the diner. | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 25 1992 | This Old House | Roseanne comes down hard on Darlene for running off to Chicago with David, but a trip to the house she grew up in with Jackie gives her a new perspective on her troubled daughter. | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 18 1992 | Breakin Up Is Hard to Do | Dan and Roseanne are ecstatic when Mark and Becky break up. | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 11 1992 | Less Is More | After throwing her back out again, Roseanne opts for a breast reduction. | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 4 1992 | The Back Story | D.J.s 10th birthday finds Roseanne with her back out and Bev visiting and constantly usurping Dan. | Nothing Yet! |
Jan 21 1992 | The Bowling Show | Roseanne is annoyed by Jackies new friendship with Nancy, meanwhile Dan and his team try to get out of last place in their bowling league. | Nothing Yet! |
Jan 7 1992 | Bingo | Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed, while Roseanne accompanies Jackie and Crystal to bingo. After a few rounds, Rosie becomes a bona fide bingoholic! | Nothing Yet! |
Dec 24 1991 | Santa Claus | The Christmas season finds Roseanne volunteering to be Santa at the mall where she makes a surprising discovery about Darlenes new friend Karen. | Nothing Yet! |
Dec 3 1991 | Kansas City, Here We Come | Roseanne accompanies Jackie on a trucking run to Kansas City so they can meet their fathers mistress, meanwhile Beckys boss gives her a hard time at the supermarket. | 1 rating |
Nov 26 1991 | Thanksgiving 1991 | Thanksgiving weekend sees another visit by friends and family including Nana Mary and a husband-less Bev. | Nothing Yet! |
Nov 19 1991 | Stressed to Kill | Stressed at work and at home, Roseanne does her best to hide the fact shes been smoking. | Nothing Yet! |
Nov 12 1991 | Vegas, Vegas | Not even a surprise appearance by Wayne Newton is able to bring everyone together as the Vegas adventure continues for Dan and Roseanne. | Nothing Yet! |
Nov 5 1991 | Vegas | Dan and Roseanne cant seem to get along lately, even in Vegas when Nancy and Arnie pay for their trip to celebrate their engagement. First appearance of Sandra Bernhard as Nancy. | 1 rating |
Oct 29 1991 | Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down | The annual Halloween Lanford event finds Roseanne following her neighbor Kathy Bowman, convinced shes planning a prank, and Jackie flirting with an unknown man in a moose costume. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 15 1991 | Tolerate Thy Neighbor | Roseanne clashes with her next door neighbor after their house is robbed while they are away for the weekend. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 8 1991 | Darlene Fades to Black | Roseanne and Dan are troubled by Darlenes recent withdrawn behavior and try to get through to her with little success. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 1 1991 | Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker | A one night stand prompts Jackie to improve her life by becoming a trucker. | Nothing Yet! |
Sep 24 1991 | Take My Bike, Please! | The family is falling apart when Roseanne is working 15 hour days both at the diner and the bike shop helping Dan. | Nothing Yet! |
Sep 17 1991 | A Bitter Pill to Swallow | Roseanne has a hard time dealing with Beckys announcement that she wants to go on the pill. | 1 rating |
Roseanne Season 3 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 14 1991 | The Pied Piper of Lanford | Roseanne is wary when Ziggy breezes back into Lanford, romancing Jackie and filling Dans head with notions of opening a bike shop. | Nothing Yet! |
May 7 1991 | Scenes from a Barbecue | The family barbecue sees Nana Marys first appearance on the show. Family and friends (except Dans father and Roseannes mother) gather at the Conner household for food, drink and singing, and Roseannes...more | Nothing Yet! |
Apr 30 1991 | Dances with Darlene | Darlene resents Roseannes sudden interest in her life when a boy asks her to her first school dance. | 1 rating |
Apr 2 1991 | Second Time Around | A close shave with a wrecking ball lead Roseanne and Dan to wonder who should get custody of the kids if they ever both die. | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 26 1991 | Trouble with the Rubbles | Roseanne clashes with her uptight new neighbor, Kathy Bowman. | Nothing Yet! |
Mar 12 1991 | Her Boyfriends Back | Beckys boyfriend Mark is certainly not popular around the Conner house when Dan learns he and Becky tampered with his vintage motorcycle, Dan hits the roof, blaming Becky, while Roseanne heads to ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 26 1991 | Vegas Interruptus | Roseanne and Dan are off to Vegas for the weekend, leaving the kids home alone, but Roseannes new boss and a snowstorm may have other ideas. | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 19 1991 | Communicable Theater | Jackies in trouble when she has to perform the lead role in a community production of Cyrano de Bergerac and doesnt know her lines. | 2 ratings |
Feb 12 1991 | Valentines Day | Darlene and Becky clash when the boy Darlene likes asks out Becky; Roseanne awaits a special Valentines gift from Dan. First appearance of Martin Mull as Leon and Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie. | Nothing Yet! |
Feb 5 1991 | Home-Ec | Roseanne discovers her inner feminist when an invitation from Darlenes school to Dan for career day inspires her to speak to Darlenes class about being a homemaker. | Nothing Yet! |
Jan 22 1991 | Becky Doesnt Live Here Anymore | Beckys lying about seeing Mark leads to her leaving home to stay with Jackie. | Nothing Yet! |
Jan 15 1991 | The Wedding | Part 2 of 2. Roseanne throws Crystal a bridal shower and discovers yet another secret. Ed desperately tried to bond with Crystals son Lonnie. Dan vehemently opposes this wedding, and is furious with ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Jan 8 1991 | The Courtship of Eddie, Dans Father | Part 1 of 2. Roseanne plans an impromptu Christmas dinner party in January for Dans father Ed, who couldnt be there for Christmas. She decides to invite Donald, a customer she knows at Rodbells Coffee...more | Nothing Yet! |
Dec 12 1990 | Confessions | Roseannes mother, Beverly, visits for the weekend, much to the dismay of the family. Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over to help keep her from being alone with her mother. While confessing ...more | Nothing Yet! |
Dec 4 1990 | Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? | Dan and Roseanne stay out late reliving their dating days while simultaneously trying to scare Becky and Darlene into respecting their curfews. | Nothing Yet! |
Nov 27 1990 | Dream Lover | Roseanne feels threatened when Dan is having recurring dreams about another woman. | Nothing Yet! |
Nov 13 1990 | Bird Is the Word | Becky is suspended from school after giving the finger in a class photo. | 3 ratings |
Nov 6 1990 | PMS, I Love You | The family is run ragged catering to Roseannes changing moods during her time of the month. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 30 1990 | Trick or Treat | Gender bending abounds with the annual Conner fright-fest that finds Roseanne in drag and Dan worrying about DJ dressing up as a witch. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 23 1990 | Becky, Beds and Boys | Roseanne and Dan contend with a newly rebellious Becky when they forbid her to see her new boyfriend. First appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 15 1990 | Good-bye, Mr Right | Jackie is injured in the line of duty, prompting an ugly ultimatum from her boyfriend Gary. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 9 1990 | Like, a New Job | Leaving behind her days at the hair salon, Roseanne starts her new job as a waitress at Rodbells, much to Becky and Darlenes horror. | Nothing Yet! |
Oct 2 1990 | Like a Virgin | Roseanne and Dan ponder whether its time to give Becky the talk, but Darlene surprises them all when shes discovered making out with her friend. | Nothing Yet! |
Sep 25 1990 | Friends and Relatives | Roseanne and Dan clash after Dan loans some money to Arnie. When he comes up short when its time to pay some bills, he refuses to borrow the money from Jackie. | Nothing Yet! |
Sep 18 1990 | The Test | The entire family clusters around Roseanne for the longest ten minutes of their lives as they await the results of a pregnancy test. | Nothing Yet! |
Roseanne Season 2 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 8 1990 | Happy Birthday | For Roseannes birthday, Dan fixes up the basement as a space for her to write and takes the kids away for the day. Roseanne is ecstatic...and then stricken with writers block. | 1 rating |
May 1 1990 | Fathers and Daughters | Convinced that Dan and Beckys relationship needs some maintenance, Roseanne forces him to accompany Becky to the mall as she tries to bond with Darlene. | 1 rating |
Apr 10 1990 | April Fools Day | The countdown to the deadline for filing their tax returns finds Dan and Roseanne running around in circles trying to get it done in time. | 1 rating |
Mar 20 1990 | Fender Bender | Roseanne and Dan contemplate a lawsuit after Mrs. Wellman rear-ends Roseanne in her car. | 1 rating |
Feb 27 1990 | To Tell the Truth | Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment after shes had enough of her interfering in her love life. | 1 rating |
Feb 20 1990 | All of Me | Roseannes meddling in Jackies life explodes in her face. | 1 rating |
Feb 13 1990 | Im Hungry | Determined to squeeze back into an old pair of jeans, Roseanne commits herself (and Dan, much to his horror) to yet another dieting spree. | 1 rating |
Feb 6 1990 | Hair | Roseanne feels shes sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon. | 1 rating |
Jan 30 1990 | Born to Be Wild | In his first appearance, Dan and Roseannes old friend Ziggy returns for a visit, prompting the Conners to wonder what happened to themselves and when they became old. | 1 rating |
Jan 23 1990 | An Officer and a Gentleman | Jackie plays happy homemaker with Dan and the kids when Roseanne is called away for three days for a family emergency. | 1 rating |
Jan 9 1990 | One for the Road | With the adults away, Becky and her friend Dana, decide to really live it up. Using the alcoholic beverages in the house, Becky creates two twisters, and the girls experience next-day hangovers, which...more | 1 rating |
Dec 19 1989 | Chicken Hearts - Chicken Hearts | Roseanne lands a job at a chicken restaurant, with a total dweeb for a supervisor. He wants her to work weekends, which she is unable to do, so she invites the boy to dinner and gets Dan to help him ...more | 1 rating |
Dec 12 1989 | No Talking | Roseanne gets the silent treatment after clashing with Becky when she becomes the teenage daughter from hell. | 1 rating |
Dec 5 1989 | Lobocop | Working two jobs, Roseanne finds she and Dan are drifting apart and turns to Jackie for support. | 1 rating |
Nov 28 1989 | Brain-Dead Poets Society | Roseanne is ecstatic when Darlene is asked to read her poem for her schools recital, but Darlene refuses to do it. | 1 rating |
Jan 28 2009 | We Gather Together | Thanksgiving at the Conners brings the usual family strife and hilarity as Roseanne is determined to make her parents stay at a motel and Jackie continues to hide the fact she joined the police. | 1 rating |
Nov 7 1989 | Sweet Dreams | Ten minutes alone in the bathtub is all Roseanne wants, and when she doesnt get it, her fantasies take hold for thirty wild and musical minutes. | 2 ratings |
Oct 31 1989 | BOO! | The first of the annual Halloween episodes finds Roseanne doing her best to scare Dan who is waiting to hear about an important business deal going through. | 1 rating |
Oct 24 1989 | Five of a Kind | Roseanne is perturbed when a friend of Dans plants a passionate kiss on her during Dans weekly poker night with his buddies. The first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie. | 1 rating |
Oct 10 1989 | House of Grown-Ups | Roseanne feels the empty nest syndrome when Jackie leaves for police training and Darlene goes to her first party. | 1 rating |
Oct 3 1989 | Somebody Stole My Gal | An emotionally-needy architect at Dans new job site adopts the Conners as a surrogate family much to their terror. | 1 rating |
Sep 26 1989 | Guilt by Disassociation | Tired and frustrated of her job selling magazines over the phone, Roseanne is ecstatic when she gets an interview at a meat packing plant that seems like a sure thing. | 1 rating |
Sep 19 1989 | Little Sister | Roseanne and Jackie are at odds when Jackie announces shes going to the Police Academy. | 1 rating |
Sep 12 1989 | Inherit the Wind | An embarrassing episode for Becky during a student council meeting sees Roseanne sharing her most embarrassing moments from her own life with her daughter. | 1 rating |
Roseanne Season 1 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 2 1989 | Lets Call It Quits | A firm, no-nonsense supervisor takes charge at Wellmans, demanding a quota of 8,000 units. Roseanne, Jackie and all the women feel its a tough load to handle. However, the boss will come down on his ...more | 2 ratings |
Apr 18 1989 | Dear Mom and Dad | The Conner household is thrown into chaos with the arrival of Roseannes parents who do nothing but criticize their daughters behind their backs. | 1 rating |
Apr 11 1989 | Death and Stuff | Roseannes hospitality bites her in the behind when a door-to-door salesman she lets in the house dies in their kitchen and the family must contend with the corpse all day until the coroner can arrive. | 1 rating |
Mar 28 1989 | Toto, Were Not in Kansas Anymore | As a tornado blows through Lanford, Roseanne & co. work to keep their cool amidst potential disaster. | 3 ratings |
Mar 14 1989 | Workin Overtime | While Roseanne has to work overtime at the factory, Dan struggles to keep the house and family running with mixed results. | 1 rating |
Mar 7 1989 | The Slice of Life | Roseanne takes a guilt trip when Darlene faces a sudden, emergency appendectomy and the two have been at each others throats for weeks. | 1 rating |
Feb 28 1989 | Beckys Choice | Dan and Roseanne discover a difficult new side to Becky when they invite Chip and his parents over for a dinner party. | 1 rating |
Feb 21 1989 | Mall Story | A day at the mall finds Becky giving Roseanne the silent treatment, Jackie lamenting about her lifes lack of direction and Dan waiting in vain to buy a new pair of shoes. | 1 rating |
Feb 14 1989 | Nightmare on Oak Street | After Dan and the kids stay up late watching a horror movie, Roseanne must contend with a terrified Darlene keeping her up all night but soon learns theres more going on with her growing daughter than...more | 1 rating |
Feb 7 1989 | Fathers Day | Dans father arrives for a visit, and old resentments and hostility are brought into the light. The first of Ned Beattys appearances as Ed Conner. | 1 rating |
Jan 31 1989 | Bridge Over Troubled Sonny | Dan and Roseanne contend with a miserable Crystal who cant get over her husbands death years earlier. | 1 rating |
Jan 24 1989 | The Monday Thru Friday Show | Darlene is discovering that her job delivering newspapers is not the easy way to make money she thought it would be. Roseanne and Dan each try to plan a second honeymoon, and disagree on which one ...more | 1 rating |
Jan 17 1989 | Canoga Time | Roseanne and Dan clash over what will be donated to a charity drive. Dan has trouble letting go of his stuff, so he plots ways to keep it. Darlene is worried about a bad grade on her report card ...more | 1 rating |
Jan 10 1989 | Saturday | 1 rating | |
Jan 3 1989 | Dans Birthday Bash | The kids plan a birthday breakfast for their Dad. Roseanne plans a birthday bash for Dan at the Lobo Lounge. What starts out as a great party, soon turn sour, when a drunken bar patron picks a fight ...more | 1 rating |
Dec 20 1988 | Heres to Good Friends | Upset because she got dumped again, and certain she will never find a good man, Crystal turns to Roseanne and Jackie for support and advice. Booker turns down a date with Jackie because his Mother is ...more | 1 rating |
Dec 13 1988 | The Memory Game | 1 rating | |
Dec 6 1988 | Lovers Lanes | 1 rating | |
Nov 29 1988 | Radio Days | 1 rating | |
Nov 22 1988 | Language Lessons | While making his famous chili, Dan awaits a phone call about a badly-needed construction job, and has to run Jackie off the phone. Dan expresses his annoyance with Jackie always being over at their ...more | 1 rating |
Nov 1 1988 | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Roseanne and Dan plan a romantic dinner date out, and run into an old friend that they were unaware had been divorced. When they learn that her divorce was because her husband refused to allow her to ...more | 3 ratings |
Oct 25 1988 | Were in the Money | When Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job, everyone hopes there will be money left over for something extra for themselves. When it turns out that, after the bills are paid, there will barely ...more | 4 ratings |
Oct 18 1988 | Life and Stuff | In the series pilot, Roseanne is summoned to a parent/teacher conference after Darlene has been barking in class. | 6 ratings |
