Tell us who you would want to be handcuffed to and the reasoning behind it......

I would pick Darlene because she is the most hilarious and interesting, number two would be Becky because I think she is the hottest on the show....

Darlene because she is my favorite and is funny and i like her alot,

but also david because he is a total cutie and ive had a crush on him for years.

so i think they count as one anyway! haha!

I would like to be hand cuffed to Jackie, she's my favourite character and makes me laugh sooo much!
Also dan would be ok cos we could just drink beer all day lol!

Either Darlene or Roseanne they are both like the funniest characters on the show.