You see, just when I thought I could let you out by yourself to flap your little wings you go show compassion. Tsk Tsk.

Sheriff: Oh and by the way, Marian sent a message...I'm not coming back, get over it, and for God's sake change your clothes once in a while...
Gisbourne: Very Funny.

I'll go and pay our friend a visit, teach him a thing or two about loyalty

Royston White, I fight for King and Country!" Blah-di-blah-di-blah.

Much: You're revolting!

Sheriff: Ah! A revolt is when the people rise up against their leader. No, I'm not revolting, I'm COUPING! Ha ha. Plotting a sudden and decisive change of leader.

Robin: Where is the prince?

Sheriff: Forget about the Prince! Stay here and protect me!

We have bad days, we have good days, and when we have Robin Hood laid out dead on our table, WE HAVE THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES!

Wild Woman: We rob fools for a living.

Sheriff: Oh, so do I.

[As Nottingham is about to be burnt to the ground]

Sheriff: Gisborne! One day! I'm away for one day, and look at it! Huh? LOOK AT IT! I Just thought I'd see how you'd cope without me for a day.

Stop whining, Gisborne. If I'd wanted a wife - I would have found one with better legs.