Let me tell you something sister, you serve two purposes in this house ok. You can give me a blow job or you can make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast so you're... more
You want to know how big my balls are? My balls are bigger than two of your heads duct-taped together. I've been in the middle of shit that would make you piss your pants right now. Uptown, downtown,... more
(About his picture in the calendar)
Tommy: You look like the Marlboro Man.
Sean: Really?
Tommy: Yeah. If the Marlboro Man smoked cock instead of cigarettes.
Lou: Great day to carry 45 pounds of gear up and down 10 flights of stairs.
Sean: You know what they need to invent? Shorts. Bunker shorts.
Lou: There's a little problem with your legs burning... more
I've been in the middle of shit that would make you piss your pants right now. Uptown, downtown, Harlem, Brooklyn. But there ain't no medals on my chest, assholes, 'cause I ain't no hero. I'm a... more
Tommy (to Laura): Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house-- you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast,... more
Franco: You see, that's another thing. Puerto Ricans even get shafted when it comes to racial slurs. Chinks have what, like four? We have one-- spick. That's it. The Irish they got, mick, paddy,... more
