You know, there's an old cat saying. But you don't wanna hear it right now.

Look what it did to me! It's turned me into Duane Dibbley - the Duke of Dork.

There's one thing you should know. Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in... more

Hey, this is mine. That's mine. All this is mine. I'm claiming all this as mine. Except that bit. I don't want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine. Hey, this has been a really good day. I've... more

Cat: "I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do."
Rimmer: "You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew?"
Cat: "No! I'd sacrifice your life for the good of... more

Just let me check: thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart, and one triple thick condom... you never know!

The Cat: Eh, what's that? Oh, it's my shadow. Hey, even my shadow's looking nice! I'm looking nice, my shadow's looking nice, what a team! We are unbelievable! Okay, team, this way.

im gonna eat u little fishy, im gonna eat u little fishy im gonna eat u little fishy, coz i like little fish

whoooow too slow chicken marango to slow for this cat

You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it, yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away... more