Replace Barbara Jean?!? Why would I? She's my idol ... She's just ... I can't explain it." -- Kelly (Special Guest Kelly Clarkson)

"Neither can the doctors." -- Reba

I know a guy named Brock. His real name was Chester but he worked at a grain factory so they called him Brock." -- Guest star Kelly Clarkson as Kelly

"I don't get it." --... more

Reba: I'm dating a married man!

Dr. Morgan: No, you're dating a very-soon-to-be-divorced man.

Reba: But, legally you're still married! Do you know what that means? I..am Barbara Jean. I don't... more

Brock The Only Reason Men & Women Get Together Is Cause The Parts Fit
-Lori Ann
Thats All We're Good For?
-Brock
Some Of Ya Aren't Even Good At That
-Lori Ann

Brian: Reba, whats going on?
Reba: Nothing
Brian: You just tried to get me to go out on a date with your ex-husband

Electrician: [to Barbara Jean, about Reba] Wow, your mom's a real grouch.

[Barbara Jean looks flattered]

Electrician: [pause]

Barbra Jean: I know, right?

DOLLY PARTON (SPECIAL GUEST): "You got the job, and you'll be the purdiest girl in the office."
REBA: "Next to you!"
DOLLY PARTON (SPECIAL GUEST): "Now, we aren't comparing... more

(Steve Norris is interveiwing Van for a job offer.)
STEVE NORRIS: "I wish I was that guy ... My wife left me and my son flunked out of beauty school."

(Reba's on a date with a man.)
MAN: "My wife left me for a big blonde goofball."
REBA: "ME TOO!"

BJ: “We should go.”
Terry: "But I was having fun!"
BJ: "Really, its time to go!"
Terry: "I just settled in!"
BJ: "Terry ..."
Terry: "We just got... more