Michael: Well, if it isn't Little Mary Sunshine
Emmett: Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm Little Mary Go Fuck Yourself.

Brian: Didn’t you say that it's all a cheap illusion? That outside life goes on but in here nothing ever changes.

Michael: I did say that but that was before I understood somethings aren’t... more

Debbie: "I just love rock-hard pecs and rippled abs."
Michael: "God, mom, you are..such a fag."

For a moment I wished that I, too, could be a lesbian. Then I remembered I'd have to eat pussy, so I said forget it.

Like I said, it's all about sex. 'Cept when you're having it. And then it's all about 'Will he stay?', 'Will he go?', 'How am I doing?', 'What am I doing?' Unless, of course, you're Brian Kinney. And... more

Justin: When can I see you again?
Brian: You can see me right now.
Justin: I mean later. Tonight.
Brian: Who knows where I'll be later tonight.
Michael: You better go.
Justin: Please?
Brian:... more

Michael: You fucked a murderer?
Hunter: What's the big deal? I used a condom.
Brian: [to Michael] Well, your safe sex lecture paid off.

Emmett: She wants you to fuck her?
Ted: Gay men and straight girls sleeping together...isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Brian: Have you ever been with a woman?
Justin: Lots of times.... more

Michael: Honey! There are some very sweet ladies here erging us to support proposition 14.
Ben: Good afternoon ladies.
Michael: This is my lawfully wedded husband.
Ben: And this is my lawfully wedded... more

Brian: Don't get yourself all worked up.
Michael: I'm half Italian and half drag queen. I'm allowed to get worked up.