Ned: I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.

[101 Pielette]

Ned: I hate secrets too.

Chuck: What?! You love secrets. You want to marry secrets and have little half-secret half-human babies.

Ned: You're the only one for me.
Chuck: I know you feel that now, but there are things you want, there's things we both want.
Ned: So? Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of... more

Ned: I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.

Chuck: were you watching me sleep?
Ned: No... yes... well, I was waiting for you to wake up and in the process of waiting I was, yes, watching you sleep.

Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal? Highway or side streets? Kiss her or keep her? We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way, we ask for... more

Chuck: You can’t just touch someone’s life and be done with it.
Ned: Yes I can. That’s how I roll.

Wouldn't it just rock and roll if liking someone meant that they had to like you back? Of course that'd be another universe and something else would probably suck.

Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I need to drink it. Wait... yes it does.

Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn't mean you really want to set them on fire. It's just the thought of it that makes you happy, but only for a second, then you feel bad. But that... more