Ned: I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.

[101 Pielette]

Chuck: …don’t you have a sea of questions?
Ned: There may be a pond.
Chuck: Then dive in.
Ned: I’m not a diver, I’m a cautious swimmer. I test the water with my big toe and then gently... more

Ned: But do you hate me?
Chuck: I have to hate you a little, just for a little while. But I can’t do that if you stay
Ned: I don’t want you to hate me, I’ll stay.
Chuck: If you stay, I’ll... more

Ned: I hate secrets too.

Chuck: What?! You love secrets. You want to marry secrets and have little half-secret half-human babies.

I wanted to be a Jedi.

[ 103 The Fun in Funeral ]

Ned: We're not lost. We're following the yellow thick hose.

I wake pies and make the dead. That was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead.

Chuck: You can’t just touch someone’s life and be done with it.
Ned: Yes I can. That’s how I roll.

Chuck: Which birthday do I celebrate? I've got two of them now: The first day I was alive or the first day I was alive again?

Ned: The one that requires less explanation.

Ned: You're the only one for me.
Chuck: I know you feel that now, but there are things you want, there's things we both want.
Ned: So? Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of... more