A magic show. Where's that rat's ass I could give?

Olive: Then they beat me with a blue-and-yellow stock as they got high on Abba and tiny little meatballs.

Magnus and Nils: Swedes!

It's the kind of idea that gives a bad idea the will to live.

Did the colonel spatter when you deep fried him you sick son of a bitch?"

-Madame Buffalo, "Comfort Foods

Who's not for chocolate?! Everyone at least tolerates it!

Who's not one for chocolate?! Everyone at least tolerates it!

Ned: We're not the saboteurs.

Waffle Nazi: Oh, ya, ya, my waffle cord leaped into your arms like a puppy wanting love and zen cut itself in two.

-"Comfort Foods"

Olive: "I never thought I'd say this but we gotta back off on the PDA because Vivian's P's and Q's have gone AWOL and I can't take much more of what I just took before I'm DOA!"

Ned:... more

(to Chuck) We love because we can.

At that very moment time stopped, as it is one to do when present past and future collide. When ones existence ceases to be measured in days hours and minutes but instead in the immeasurable quantity... more