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I didn't take the bitch's dye. That's fo' sho'
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Take a Yoga class! My God!
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And you think, for the last challenge Wendy, you could've put lipstick on.
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My cigarette is my savior. They should call them a pack of saviors.
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I didn't take the b*tch's dye!
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Oh listen honey, I've been there.
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Vote for Jaysus!
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I hope Tim has a fun time at Wendy's house...NOT! I wouldn't want to be trapped in Middleburg, Virginia with Wendy Pepper!
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[To sewing machine] "You fat f***!"
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When Tim said that we needed technical assistance and that he had someone to help us I instantly thought it was some like, Korean-speaking woman with like, eighteen fingers who was ready to just sew... more
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