You're so pretty when you're scared.

Why don't you transfer us somewhere cooler, like Africa. "...".When this guy woke up this morning, he was white!

I got a whole nother pocket right here

A full house. That's a concept you mexicans are used to...right, Jesus.

What do you call a piece of white trash who couldn't pass the cops exam and now makes less than a mailman. A C.O.

When I play cards... it ain't gamblin'.

Bring it, bitch!

Sister, your bloomers are showing.

She’d rub her lotion on, comb her hair, dress up in her nighttime fineries...

That boys seems to be a bit confused about his pigmentation.