Bellick:"Where's the money?"
T-Bag:"You wanna know where the money is? I spend it last night on yo mama!!"

Michael: Tell me that’s not what I know it is.
T-Bag: Don't worry. Before I destroyed [the map] I committed it to my photographic memory. I would have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have... more

Why don't you transfer us somewhere cooler, like Africa. "...".When this guy woke up this morning, he was white!

Hey John. Ya know, actually about Jesus?.. Say hi to him for me.. will ya?

I don't expect from a boy who still lives with his mama to understand the machinations of love.

(To James Whistler) My only advice to you...Ecclesiates 6:13; Separate thyself from thy enemies, and take heed of thy friend

T-Bag: You know, it vexes me that somehow I'm made out to be the bad guy in the room. Not like the rest of y'all are incarcerated for stealing Girl Scout cookies.
Abruzzi: Well, none of us murdered... more

Nothin' a screwdriver to the temple can't fix.

This picture makes me look like some kinda sociopath.

Scofield! One things for certain, you're just as pretty as advertised!