Lincoln: I saw you checking out those girls at the diner.
LJ: What? No, I was...making sure they weren't staring at us.
Lincoln: What, with their asses?

Ohhh, man! God forbid...we are talking about my old man here and his life! Is that ok with you?

Mahone: I have to tell you, what your dad and uncle pulled off, very impressive. I’ve been doing this 14 years and most escapes can be attributed to dumb luck or brute force. The planning and... more

LJ: Uncle Mike?
Michael: I didn't want you to come. Go home LJ. I didn't want you to see this.

Lincoln: They’re putting me to death LJ. In a month’s time I’ll be dead, you get that?

LJ: You’re already dead to me.

Gretchen: What's funny?
LJ Burrows: You. You think you can outsmart my uncle?

LJ: I don’t have a father.
Lisa: It wasn’t an immaculate conception, honey, trust me.

Look I get it, the whole thing. She drags me in here, you give me a big speech. I walk away a changed man. Straight A's, Harvard, grow up and be a dentist.

Sorry I'm not a pro at being a con like you are!

What are you gonna do, throw another fake murder charge on me?