I blow my nose with my right hand and I wipe my ass with my left.

Bellick: There's a storm brewin' in the yard.

Lechero: Tell them to come in. I'm not scared.

Bellick: Well, I am!

Brad Bellick, I'm with the FBI. My name is Bradley Bellick. I'm with the bureau. I'm FBI agent Bellick. My name is FBI agent Brad Bellick.

Bellick: You see Scofield in that redneck sauna?

T-Bag: Let's see if he has a tattoo to get out of that one.

Mahone- "I actually had to slow down not to catch you!"

Bellick- "I think I pulled a groin!"

Does anybody know what's Spanish for "Don't shoot"?

My daddy always said 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice I put you in the ground'.

Yeah, and I'm single 'cuz I'm choosey.

You know, Teddy, you really let me down. And that’s hard to do because I don’t expect much from the inbred child of a retard. That’s right Teddy, I read your psych records. 'Bout how your dad... more

Bellick: To be honest, Roy, I could have gone without the knee to the junk.
Geary: You bit me, Brad. Like a little girl, you bit me.