Eddie: So you want to go check out my singing koala bear in my attic.
Janet: Are you asking me out?
Eddie: Yea, I guess I am. Why don't you think about it and let me know.
Janet: Tell you what,... more

Janet: (while holding one eyed-stuffed walrus) Leave it to Sam to name a stuffed walrus after the greatest Italian conductor of his time.

Janet:Once I had a dream I was eating a ten pound mushroom...and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Eddie: I can’t believe Nick’s high school scribblings is going to cost Best Friend Windows it’s first job, does everything that guy write have to cause so much misery?

Janet: Cut him some... more