Nick: Ronnie didn't tell you I was coming home.
The Commander: No, no. Long term effects of marijuana and video games have affected him in the short term.

The Commander: Hey! [takes a bb-gun away from Ronnie] Just because you are an idiot, it doesn't mean you have to act like one.

[The Commander arrives with a cat he just picked up off the street at Knights Ridge Veterinary Care, only to come closer to Sam]
Hannah: This is yours, Mr. Garrett?
The Commander: Yeah, that's... more

Nick: Ronnie didn't tell you I was coming home.
The Commander: No, no. Long term effects of marijuana and video games have affected him in the short term.

Pass the whipped cream please I have cancer.

The commander: I'm selling hugs.
Nick: How much?
The commander: This one is for free. But I'll charge the next one double.