[Sam and Nick meet on the street]
Nick: Hey! What are you doing, kid? Got a paper route?
Sam: Yeah, mom thinks it's good for me. Crack of dawn, fresh air, current events. Character building... more
Nick: Alright, phase one. First things first. You got to get her interest.
Sam: But I don’t play soccer.
Nick: You don’t get her interest by doing things she likes, that just makes you seem... more
Nick: Was the girl impressed?
Principal: Excuse me?
Hannah: Nick!
Nick: I’m just curious. If we’re to assume that he did this to impress a girl, I think it’d be nice to know if it had the... more
[Sam finds Eddie at the barbecue, after he stood up Janet]
Sam: Interesting.
Eddie: What?
Sam: Or maybe disappointing is more like it.
Eddie: Your mom here?
Sam: No, she couldn’t make it.... more
Sam: So I guess that means you'll have time to open your window business
Nick: Yeah I guess, truth is it's something that eddie and I always planned on doing since we were kids. Best Friend Windows... more
(Nick walks up to Sam and Doodie who are looking through a telescope)
Nick: Hey, what are you doing?
Sam: Doodie thinks he's discovered a planet, a moving planet (whispers), between you and me,... more
Sam: He makes my lunches which is nice I suppose, but he forgets. (Looks in his bag and checks out his sandwich) Yep, he did it again.
Nick: What did he do?
Sam: He made me a peanut butter, jelly... more
Hannah: This is yours, Mr. Garrett?
The Commander: Yeah, that's right.
Hannah: How old is this cat?
The Commander: He's 7.
Hannah: This cat is a female.
The Commander: [smiles] Yeah.... more
sam: you have a really cool boyfriend.
pizzagirl: let me guess supreme combat -pasta?
sam: no. just bugs and tennis rackets.
pizzagirl: bugs and tennis rackets..? i do have a really cool boyfriend.
