Pizza Girl: So... what they say is true?
Phil: What do they say?
Pizza Girl: You don't leave.
Phil: Yes, it's true I don't.
Pizza Girl: Mrs. Kesler told me.
Phil: She did. I can't believe she... more
Pizza Girl: Hey, um, you don't write manifestos, do you?
Phil: What do you mean?
Pizza Girl: Tracts, screeds, ideological rants, anti-technology mantras hating on mechanizations and machines in... more
Phil: No, that pizza had plenty of feta on it. I, I called you back because I was wondering if you’d like to go in sometime.
Pizza Girl: Go in?
Phil: It’s like going out only you do it here.... more
(Pizza Girl runs through door soaking wet obviously very upset)
Physical Phil: Have you been drinking?
Pizza Girl: (sarcastic) Yes, because this is how I drink!
Physical Phil: What... more
sam: you have a really cool boyfriend.
pizzagirl: let me guess supreme combat -pasta?
sam: no. just bugs and tennis rackets.
pizzagirl: bugs and tennis rackets..? i do have a really cool boyfriend.
