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Pizza Girl: So... what they say is true?
Phil: What do they say?
Pizza Girl: You don't leave.
Phil: Yes, it's true I don't.
Pizza Girl: Mrs. Kesler told me.
Phil: She did. I can't believe she... more
--Jay Paulson as Physical Phil
--Lindy Booth as Pizza Girl
I just continue to be amazed by which part of the "shut in" is unclear to you guys. Is it the "shut" or perhaps it's the "in"?
--Jay Paulson as Physical Phil
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Pizza Girl: Hey, um, you don't write manifestos, do you?
Phil: What do you mean?
Pizza Girl: Tracts, screeds, ideological rants, anti-technology mantras hating on mechanizations and machines in... more
--Jay Paulson as Physical Phil
--Lindy Booth as Pizza Girl
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Phil: No, that pizza had plenty of feta on it. I, I called you back because I was wondering if you’d like to go in sometime.
Pizza Girl: Go in?
Phil: It’s like going out only you do it here.... more
--Jay Paulson as Physical Phil
--Lindy Booth as Pizza Girl
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Chug: Hi, my name's Chug and I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar for some Grain Alcohol we're making.
Physical Phil: Wow! People still do that? I mean a neighbor asking to borrow some... more
--Jay Paulson as Physical Phil
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(Pizza Girl runs through door soaking wet obviously very upset)
Physical Phil: Have you been drinking?
Pizza Girl: (sarcastic) Yes, because this is how I drink!
Physical Phil: What... more
--Jay Paulson as Physical Phil
--Lindy Booth as Pizza Girl
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