Janet (realizing that her present isn't a dog): I got you a wolf?
Eddie: You got me a wolf!

Eddie: So you want to go check out my singing koala bear in my attic.
Janet: Are you asking me out?
Eddie: Yea, I guess I am. Why don't you think about it and let me know.
Janet: Tell you what,... more

Janet: I maybe have a maybe date.
Hannah: What’s a maybe date?
Janet: As in, maybe he won’t call. Uh, maybe if he does I won’t go. Maybe it’s not even a date. Maybe I wish I hadn’t said... more

Hannah: The whole time I was yelling at him I just wanted to grab him and kiss him... I wanted to grab him and kiss him. Oh my God, I wanted to grab him and kiss him!
Janet: Now that's advanced.

Janet: (while holding one eyed-stuffed walrus) Leave it to Sam to name a stuffed walrus after the greatest Italian conductor of his time.

Eddie: And then I was thinking about you and the way you smile and the way it starts in your eyes and spread across your face like a rush of ink. I was thinking about how I see you or I hear your... more

Eddie: And then I was thinking about you and the way you smile and the way it starts in your eyes and spread across your face like a rush of ink. I was thinking about how I see you or I hear your... more

Janet:Once I had a dream I was eating a ten pound mushroom...and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Janet Meadows: You know this whole you and me going to the homecoming game? It's a bad idea. It's not going to work. 'Cause here's the thing. I'm not taxes. I'm not the dentist. I'm not something you... more

Eddie: I can’t believe Nick’s high school scribblings is going to cost Best Friend Windows it’s first job, does everything that guy write have to cause so much misery?

Janet: Cut him some... more