You know the thing is.. all time i was yelling at him, all i wanted to do was kiss him! just grab him and kiss him. Oh my god! I wanted to grab him and kiss him!

(seeing Owen in a colorful shirt): What the hell happened? Elton John throw up on you?

What's up, Dadster?

So, about what I said earlier. It’s emotional, I mean my dad’s sick, and Ray’s marrying Hannah, and Eddie’s beat up in the hospital, there’s no more Harry Potter books, I mean there’s... more

Men are like boys with chest hair. Remember that and youll never go wrong.

Remember this: "life isn't then, life isn't when, life is this, here, now...

Nick-Carter Bunk is also the cupcake kid

Eddie- What? The cupcake kid?

Nick- You rememberr the Cupcake kid.

Eddie- No way that was the Cupcake kid?

Nick- Yeah that was the Cupcake... more

Janet:Once I had a dream I was eating a ten pound mushroom...and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Sully: What happened to your beard?

Ikey: Big Cat's got George Steinbrenner policies when it comes to facial hair.

Sully: Leave it to Big Cat to embrace ownership rules of the Damn Yankees.

Chug: Hi, my name's Chug and I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar for some Grain Alcohol we're making.
Physical Phil: Wow! People still do that? I mean a neighbor asking to borrow some... more