Don Eppes: You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat.
Alan Eppes: Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren.

Don Eppes: So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?
Megan Reeves: Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at... more

Don: Hey, Charlie.
Charlie: Hey.
Don: What’s up?
Charlie: Just grading tests for my non-linear dynamics class.
Don: Glad to see you’re taking my advice and having some fun.

Charlie Eppes: There's something else that has to be considered.

Don Eppes: Like what?

Charlie Eppes: Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. Heisenberg noted that the act of observation will... more

Don Eppes: So, about your dream?

Charlie Eppes: Dad got shot. It was during a holdup, at the deli. It was... pretty upsetting.

Don Eppes: Yeah, I'm sure...

Charlie Eppes: And... mom made... more

Charlie is reading from an article about him.
Charlie: 'His brother Don, a Special Agent in the Los Angeles office of the FBI believes Charles Eppes has recently conquered the greatest challenge of... more

Don: Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat.
Alan: Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren.

Charlie Eppes: Megan?
Don Eppes: And Larry.
Alan Eppes: Now there's an image.

From the brothers Eppes, I thank you."
-Don Eppes

Don: We got anything on him?
Megan: Other than the fact that even stalkers don’t take good pictures at the DMV?