Woman: From the presentation it is clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the workplace. A co-worker with elevator eyes looking you up and down, a co-worker shows you a cartoon or... more

DiNozzo: [spelling his name on the phone] DiNozzo. Big "D", little "I", big "N", little "ozzo".

Ziva: Uni Hospital? Test results came back already?
Tony: I’m pregnant. McGee’s going to be very proud.

Gibbs: DiNozzo! Why are you touching his face?
DiNozzo: I don't know. It's soft, like touching a bunny rabbit.
Gibbs: Don't!

Ziva: Will you tell me who she is if I find the pirates version of the micro chip?

Tony: The pirated version. A pirate is a person, like Captain Jack Sparrow.

Ziva: Who is Jack... more

Tony: "Ok. Stop right there. If this is about my Twitter page, I just want to clarify - I'd had a couple of cocktails and what can I say? Sometimes I get a little chatty."

Tony: (singing undercover) In my perspective, I see the people from the big jet plane. The woman looks teutonic. She drinks a vodka tonic. And two bald men sit with her, waiting for a fourth.... more

Tony: "Me and McGee watched the sunrise together... It was very Brokeback Mountain."

McGee: "He had me at howdy."

Tony:Gibbs has access to the Aliens in area 51.
Kate: Yeah cause he killed them.

Tony: "I just couldn't live without you, I guess."
Ziva: "Then you will die with me."