Earl voice over : I was too white to join the Latino gang, the Asian gang or the black gang... and not white enough to join the albino gang.
Albino Inmate: I'm tellin' you man, we need to take back... more
So, me and Ralph's mom got married. I guess you wouldn't call it a shotgun wedding, it was more like a cocked hand gun pressed firmly against your temple wedding.
Ralph: Uh, yeah. Just for the record, your mom doesn't like the under the arms around the side double booby scoop.
Earl: I don't know what do say to that, Ralph.
Catalina: You're going to a farm?
Earl: Shh, I'm not telling Randy, he's afraid of chickens. And the pope's big hat but mainly cause he thinks there is a chicken under it.
Randy: He threw my favourite food at me, Earl. What was I supposed to do?
Earl: Randy, baloney isn't your favourite food, animal crackers are!
Randy: No, they're my favourite food shaped like an... more
Earl: The Beverly Hillbillies?
Randy: They're super rich.
Earl: They're pretend Randy, just like Richie Rich and Donald Trump. They're just TV characters.
Randy: Well, The Jeffersons are real... more
Earl: Look Joy, people don't want to help you when you insult them. That's why that troop of "flat chested pygmy sluts" won't deliver Girl Scout cookies to ya anymore.
