I'll tell you something I've learned in my four hundred years. Two Buddhists Monks are walking down a road, and they see a woman trying to cross a stream. The first Monk picks her up, carries her... more
Josef: Have you seen the news? This terrible thing in West Hollywood? It's everywhere. 'Vampire Slaying Rocks LA'.
Mick: Yeah, it doesn't look good for us.
Josef: It's a threat to our secrecy. What... more
Mick: You don't care about yourself, can you at least care about not getting me killed?
Josef: Listen, I wasn't ..like... Look, I get lonely, you know that.
Mick: Yeah, I’m beginning to see why.