Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents... more
Al: [singing] Old Mc Bundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y. And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y. With-a no wife here and a-no kids there. A hooker coming over on Friday nights. With big luscious... more
Find popular Married With Children quotes or upload your favorite quotes from Married With Children characters and actors including Marcy Rhoades (Amanda Bearse), Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate), Steve Rhoades (David Garrison), Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill), and Peggy Bundy (Katey Sagal).
Send this quote
Send this quote
Please login to make a comment.
or Sign Up