Dude, you've got some Artz on you.

Okay, that thing in the woods: maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe. I don't know! The fact that no one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it... more

Sawyer: What's your problem, Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up, Red...neck...man!
Sawyer: Touché.

You've got some Arzt on you.

i THINK IT'S TIME TO BOOK IT MAN.

So...what up with you and Kate?

For the record, my belt HAS dropped a notch. I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're going to want to give me a piggy back ride.

Said to Desmond
So the hatch... blew off your underwear?

Dude, you look like a steam rolled Harry Potter.

Jack: Hurley, have you seen Ana Lucia?
Hurley: She took off to the jungle with Charlie and Sayid yesterday.
Jack: Yesterday? They say anything about where they where going?
Hurley: Well, that... more