Sawyer: Ooh, afraid the trees are gonna get us?

Sayid: No, what is knocking down the trees will get you.

Boone: That can’t be a polar bear.
Sawyer/Kate: It’s a polar bear.
Shannon: Wait a minute. Polar bears don’t live in the jungle.
Charlie: Spot on.

Sawyer: Fine. I’m the criminal, you’re the terrorist. We can all play a part. Who do you wanna be?

Sawyer (to Kate): Already said you didn't stay for me, so at least be woman enough to tell me you wanna use me for something

kate : where did that come from

sawyer : bear village how the hell do i know?

kate : not the bear the gun

Awww, son of a... ohhh... peed on my shirt. Took my shirt out of the bag
and peed on it. And you say this ain't personal.

Great plan, Moonbeam. After that we can sing "Kumbaya" and do trust falls.

Hugo: dude, that beer's been sitting there since before Rocky 3...maybe even 2. It's probably poisoned or something.
Sawyer: Skeletor seems to like it. Bottom's up!

sawyer: i'm sorry
jin: i'm sorry
sawyer: you were right
jin: you were right
sawyer: those pants don't make your but look big
jin: those pants don't make your but look big
sawyer: there 3 things... more

If this was a Horror movie I'd be with a Hot Chick, not with you, "Barbar"

It's "Babar"!