HURLEY: Did that bird just say my name?

SAWYER: Yeah, it did. Right before it crapped gold.

Welcome to the wonderful world of what the hell is goin' on

Forget it, I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Calm down, Chicken Little. The sky ain't falling just yet

Kate: why have you got a gun?

Sawyer: I thought it might come in handy....and guess what? I just shot a bear!!

Ana-Lucia: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move.
When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

Jin Kwon: Good... to see... you.
Sawyer: Well look at that! Somebody's hooked on phonics

Kate: Where did that come from?

Sawyer: Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?

(Upon teaching Jin English...)
Jin - I'm... sorry
Sawyer - Okay, nice. Keep it coming...
Jin - You... were...right
Sawyer - Okay, that's two. Hit me...
Jin - Those pants... don't make you... more

Sawyer: "And why am I getting the evening news from a six year old?"
Walt: "I'm ten!"
Sawyer: "Well then it must be true!"