Hurley: Did you see a guy run through here in a bathrobe with a coconut?
Charlie: No, saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango...

Okay, that thing in the woods: maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe. I don't know! The fact that no one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it... more

Sawyer: What's the matter Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up... red...neck...man.
Sawyer: Touche.

Dude, that was like a...Jedi moment...

Sawyer: What's your problem, Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up, Red...neck...man!
Sawyer: Touché.

Said to Desmond
So the hatch... blew off your underwear?

I'm just gonna live alone, be one of those guys, you know, the crazy guys with the big beard and no clothes who's naked and throws doody at people.

Dude, you've got some Artz on you.

Dude, you look like a steam rolled Harry Potter.

You got to do something for me,
Your going to have to pee on my foot man.