I'm pretty sure I'm accident prone.

[about Zach] He's sleeping. I think we're gonna have to talk to him when he's a little more functional.

There is no way in heck there are bugs in my pool!!

Apple Juice is the drink of champions!

No! There's not pee drips on the toilet I just cleaned!!

Jacob may be getting too old for Halloween but I'm not.

What? No Crisp-IX????

When my dad's behind on a project he usually starts to bark orders at us and it's really lame!!"

I think all of Milwaukee is staring at us!

Chocolate, chocolate!! Woman's best friend!!