Det. Lennie Briscoe: Divorce lawyers... God's way of telling you to stay single.
Det. Rey Curtis: Or married.

Det. Rey Curtis: He shot his wife while the kids were sleeping in the backseat?

Det. Lennie Briscoe: Hey, you get mad enough, you forget who's in the backseat.

Det. Lennie Briscoe: We got a hit on the fake fur.
Det. Rey Curtis: Yeah, you'll never guess what they make them out of.
Lt. Anita Van Buren: Recycled soda bottles. What else did you find out?

Det. Lennie Briscoe: Boy, I'd hate for somebody to trace me by what I read.
Det. Rey Curtis: You read, Lennie?

Det. Rey Curtis: Scientists! If they can do it, they do it. They never think whether they *should* do it.

Witness: It used to be that you honked when somebody cut you off. Now they drag you out of the car, and beat the crap out of you.

Det. Rey Curtis: Why not? Who's gonna stop him? You?

Rey: "I'm not looking forward to going home."

Lennie: "Yeah, a dead cop - the divorce rate always doubles."

Rey: "My wife worries. I can't say I blame... more

Briscoe: " 'Detective Curtis?' Couldn't you give that guy a break?"



Curtis: "Guy like that deserves to squirm."



Briscoe: "Hey, most guys are guys like that. Face it, if... more

Rey: "I'll tell you what - you swear on the Bible you never touched those boys and we'll walk right out of here."

Simon: "The Bible is not for playing games."

Rey:... more

Det. Curtis: You're a Catholic..
ADA McCoy: Not when I'm at work. Sorry...