Piper: "Hi... What are you doing?"
Delinda: "I'm coming for a swim."
Piper: "Oh no no no. You have to leave. Somebody might mistake you for a whale in our pool..."

Danny: Don't be so gullible next time.
Delinda: Look who's talking. You thought that sleeping together meant I loved you.

Delinda: Matt's really different. He's just so...
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Blind.
Delinda: I was gonna say warm, genuine and completely...
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez:... more

Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despise. Doesn't that bother you?
Delinda: Not me, I like pretending.
Mary Connell: Now that we know that... more

SAM: "I would not like to be in your brain."

DELINDA: "It does, kinda, give me a headache sometimes."

DELINDA: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

MARY: "D, I don't think anyone is ever thinking what you're thinking."

Delinda: Congratulations Polly, manicurist of the year.
Polly: Orr! Thank you for make framing, yeah I finally beat Suzy from Banition, win big award… BFD.
Delinda: What’s wrong?.
Polly:... more

(To Danny) "I haven't seen you smile like that, since I poured honey all over me"

Danny: "Sam lives in the hotel, she doesn't seem too lonely!"
Delinda: "Sam's a psychopath!"

Sam: "Hey, where's Danny?"
Delinda: "Strip club. Mitch's birthday."
Sam: "You better disinfect him before he comes to bed."
Delinda: "I trust Danny... more