Jon: "You goofball your shoes are on the wrong feet."

Joel: "I IS NOT A GOOSEBALL!!!"

I have a wiener. Daddies have wieners.

Kate-"Who did this?"

The Boys-"Nobody did it."

Alexis: Is Mickey Mouse agian?
Jon: No he's just a regular mouse
Alexis: An agian mouse?
Jon: No just a mouse in red underpants

(agian=Asian)

I'm not a gooseball...don't laugh at me..I'm not a gooseball

{looking for Jon while playing hide and go seek}
Mady: Where's Daddy?
Joel: I think he went to work.

can i smell your face??

Mommy you a boy!

On this episode of jon and kate plus 8...

Kate: "Why were you in the girls room?"
Joel: "Who said I was in the girls room?"