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Dale: I think my mom died yesterday.

Skyler: I think my mom died yesterday too.
--Erik Knudsen as Dale Turner
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
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Constantino: I need an answer Jake. What's it gonna be?

Jake: NUTS!!

Constantino: Sorry, I didn't quite catch that

Jake: You can all go straight to hell. And as for my father, you're the... more
--Skeet Ulrich as Jake Green
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[referring to package] It's the smoking gun behind the greatest crime in the history of the world.
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Jake: Nuts!

Constantino: Sorry I didn't get that.

Jake: You can go straight to hell. And about my father, you're the one I'm coming for!
--Skeet Ulrich as Jake Green
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You know, pretty soon things are gonna start to get back to normal. The government will put itself back together and they'll be looking to help all of you get back on your feet. And you know who... more
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Mimi:You slept here?
Sean: Yeah but there wasn't much sleeping going on.
--Alicia Coppola as Mimi Clark
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Man posing as police officer: Wait! She's deaf?
Bonnie: Yes!
[Men posing as police officer look confused]
Bonnie: I read lips...
--Shoshannah Stern as Bonnie Richmond
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Take care of each other, Kansas
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I lost my head Stanley, I'm sorry.


- Gracie
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Turn around slowly, and give us a hug!




Chris Kramer as Chavez
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