Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Charlie. Hang on a second. I mean the first half of that song was kind of cool, but what's with the second half?
Charlie: It's about the Night Man, like, you know, like... more

DENNIS: That's a good idea, you know what Charlie because the blanket will make the rapings- I'm sorry the, um, sexing from behind feel more classy.

MAC: That's good. And what I can do is... more

Mac: What in the hell is a MySpace page?
Dee Reynolds: It's like that friends forum.
Dennis Reynolds: Dude, these things are actually pretty awesome. You create a profile, and then you put your... more

What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wana hang out in our party mansion. Nothing Sexual. DUdes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat you should be able to find humor in... more

Dennis: "Something like where those American soldiers are raising that flag up in that one war."
Mac: "The one where we saved Japan."
Charlie: "Ohhh correct,... more

And you what happens with Toyko drifting? It leads to bickering, which, of course, leads to karate

Mac: I'm not a serial killer!
Frank: Then why all the shady behavior?
Mac: I've been banging a tranny, I didn't want you guys to find out!
Charlie: No, you're trying to... what?
Dennis: Oh
Dee:... more

Misc. guy- you wanna put your baby in a tanning bed?
Mac-we just wanna put him in there for a couple minutes
Dee-just to get a base
Mac-...juuust to get a baase...!

Here's Sweet Dee Reigning on her cloud of judgement handing out life lessons to all us sinners.

Frank: What the hell is that?

Mac: It's a baby we found in the trash.

Frank: Well put it back, it doesn't belong to you.