You guys wanna go for an octo-mom thing, huh? I'm game, you wanna have ten, you wanna outdo that bitch? I'll have that conversation. I'm kidding, I don't want ten people inside of me.

Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.

You are dancing with the entire McPoyle family. These people are freak shows, man, freaks! But you're keeping your cool; you are keeping your cool. ... Green Man is saving your life right now, bro.... more

Egg!

I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it

Hello! Charlie Kelly here. Local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at... more

Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I... more

Dennis: Is Sandy a young and attractive blonde girl?
Mac: I have no idea.
Dennis: Sandy, won't you come out here please? (Dee enters the kitchen) Not so young and attractive, is she?

Did you write a love letter to chase utley?

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the... more