Dennis, our bar is in south Philly, in a scary alley... might as well call it
"Scary Alley Bar"
"The Dungeon"
"Rape Bar"
"Girls Don't Come Here Bar"
Q2.
Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some _________, please.
"Government cheese"
"Welfare"
"Free money"
"Drugs"
Q3.
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't _________________.
"make you right"
"bring your mom back to life"
"unbang your sister"
"unbang your Mom"
Q4.
Asians love _________!
"gambling"
"noodles"
"pub crawls"
"guns and drugs"
Q5.
You want to put your _____ into a tanning bed?
"dog"
"junkyard cat"
"baby"
"beer"
Q6.
Frank: Shut up about that! I survived on ___________________ for three days. The memory haunts me.
"ramon noodles and spam"
"crayons and paste"
"ham sandwiches and koolaid"
"hand soap and toilet water"
Q7.
But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and ______ you.
"rapes"
"fights"
"steals from"
"tricks"
Q8.
Dee: He said to the man, he wanted many, many thousands of ______________________.
"little aliens from space"
"green people from history times"
"dollars"
"former presidents"
Q9.
Charlie: Yeah well you never seen me once wash my testicles either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every ________.
"month"
"Monday"
"Friday"
"day"
Q10.
Dee: If we're going to be meeting sophisticated men, we need to start acting with class, we cannot be telling people that we have _______________!
"shaved pussies"
"bleached assholes"
"herpes"
"alcoholic tendancies"
Q11.
Mac: Uhhhh...I can't remember it. Oh! Yeah! He bangs that old lady, and then they play that song from the 80's. ________________.
"Days Go By"
"Day Bow Bow"
"Zippity Do Da"
"Bark Bow Bow"
Q12.
Dee: Sorcery? Your dumb-dick partner walked into the bar, and said he'd stolen a bunch of guns, and asked if I wanted to shoot a __________ off his head, and of course I did, so here we are.
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