Lucy: Now, what would you do if the first time I met you, I insulted you, spilled stuff all over you and acted like a first class nincompoop?

Ricky: Just what I did, wait for my suit to come back... more

I am the good Prince Lancelot, I love to sing and dance a lot.

Ethel: I refuse to go anywhere with someone who thinks I am a hippopotamus.

Ricky: Lucy, is this true?

Lucy: No, I just implied that she was a little hippy... though she has got the biggest... more

Lucy: This whole thing is Ricky's fault.

Ricky: MY FAULT?

Lucy: Yeah, if you hadn't have left Cuba to come to America, we wouldn't have gotten married and we never would've come to Switzerland... more

[on the phone] I need a copy of the marriage license for Lucille MacGillicudy. What? M-A-C, uh, Gillicudy. Right, and Ricardo Ricardo y Acha. Acha, Acha. Thank you, but I wasn't sneezing.

Lucy: Time to take your medicine.

Ricky writes: no

Lucy: Now Ricky, the doctor said you have to take your medicine

Ricky writes: NO!!!!

Lucy: Don't shout at me!

Ricky: And that's an ultimatum.


Lucy: An ultimatum?


Ethel: Well, I'm not surprised.


Lucy: I am. I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it.

Ricky: When we got married, you said you will never take your ring off.

Lucy: When we got married you said that dish water would never touch these lily white hands.

Ricky: Well, I bought you a... more

Lucy: Well, if the first time I met you, I said awful things, spilled stuff all over you, and acted like a first-class nincompoop, what would you have done?

Ricky: Just what I did. Wait for my... more

Ricky: Uncle Alberto's the one who wanted me to marry a Cu--

Lucy: What were you saying, dear?

Ricky: Oh, uh, I was saying Uncle Alberto is the one who wanted me to marry a cute red-headed... more