Ricky: That's no 'cuse!

Lucy: That's plenty 'cuse!

Ricky: AND DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY ENGLISH!!!

Ricky: (talking about Lucy's mustache) Boy that's really stuck! Are you sure you didn't grow this?

Ricky: I don't wanna set fire to your apartment.

Fred: THAT'S IT!

Ricky: You must be daffy or heavily insured!!

Ricky: I need someone with 'sperience!

Lucy: Well I've had 'sperience!

I can't get over how clear the picture is!

What do you know! 3rd dimension television!

TV Director: You go ahead Ms. McGillicuddy

Ricky: Yeah, go ahead... Ms. McGillicoody

Ricky: What did you do with the works?

Lucy: I took them out.

Ricky: I see that, but what did you do with it?

Lucy: It??

Ricky: Yeah it! It just slides out

Lucy: All in one... more

Ricky: How does 1 pound (of rice) per person sound to you?


Fred: Yeah, that sounds about right.


Ricky: Good, because that's what I put in.

Ricky: I'll forget her unpredictable behavior and turn the other chick.

Fred: Chick? Is that what you're having for breakfast?

Ricky: No, chick! Chick! The side of your face!